The Big Butt Book & The Big Book Of Legs

The Big Butt Book & The Big Book Of Legs

This is the gift for the guy or girl that has everything.  The Big Butt Book & The Big Book Of Legs cost around 40 bones each but you get a lot of bang for your buck because each has around 400 pages of pictures, interviews, and lots of other stimulating goodies that will surely tickle your fancy.  Pick yours up at any place fine literature containing scantily clad women is sold.

I dig that wagon you're draggin',
.Stinky Britches.

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Life, A Book By Keith Richards

Life, A Book By Keith Richards

Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones has a new book out titled Life, it chronicles his 60+ years of trials and tribulations from childhood to the present.  The book brings surprisingly insightful thoughts on Keith's journey through his adolescence, being a Rolling Stone, parenting, music and of course DRUGS (lots of em!).  It's somewhat ironic that the book is called Life since Keith appears to have been a zombie since the early 1970's.  If he was really a member of the undead I think instead of a hunger for brains he would have an unquenchable hunger for blow... or booger sugar.  His book serves as an inspiration to anyone who wants to live forever through the preserving powers of narcotics and makes a for a great read.

Under my thumb,
.Stinky Britches.

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