Colletion Bikini Sexy: August 2009

Gemma Atkinson Bikini Photos

For me hats have always been a key piece in an otherwise pop-less mundane wardrobe. So today I'm featuring one of the hottest/ oldest hat manufacturers in the U.S. Goorin Bros. has been around since 1895 and they have been crafting unique head wear their entire existence. Hot Kicks and a fresh hat can easily turn a "t-shirt and Levis" into Friday night material. So it's important to rock something stylish. Now you're asking yourself "Bro! Is my Yankee hat that I rock all crisp with the stickers still on it cool"? Your answer; Sure but only if you're a rapper! As for the rest of us working a bcap might not cut it. Try a fedora like the Bohemian above. Odds are you'll be the only bro brah at the club with something this nice on their crown.

Besos,

.Stinky Britches.

Check out these "hand soaps"!!! I just think these things are the greatest tool of good hygiene ever created. Imagine how good showers and baths will become when you have these hands giving you a rub down. The soaps even come in different skin tones so you can experience what it feels like to get a soapy HJ from a different ethnicity on a daily basis. Don't forget the shock value of these little phalanges. Make sure you put these in the guest bathroom before the in laws come for a visit. Nothing says "You're welcome to stay as long as you want" like a bakers dozen of these guys scattered randomly in the bathroom. Tactical digits pointing to the ceiling calling to them, wanting them, inviting them into your home... Check out A+R Store for more info.

Get Soapy,

.Stinky Britches.

Every wonder to yourself, "Hey what are the funki freshest kicks on the market"? Well you don't have to strain what little braincells you have left trying to find out because here they are. The new Super Shift "Premium" by Heyday Footwear. High grade tumbled leather, Python and a limited quantity make these kicks harder to get inside of than Megan Fox. Slide on in at heydayfootwear.com

Enjoy,

.Stinky Britches.

With the daily barrage of so much scary shit in the news everyday it can be hard to define exactly what you are afraid of in this ricockulous world we live in. Terrorism, a flu that came from the other white meat, our glorious economy or maybe you're afraid of something as simple as chickens. Yes you heard right fuckin pluckin chickens! There is no shortage of things to be afraid of, here are a few of the more interesting phobias that you may have and not even know it.

Angrophobia- A fear of being angry.
Ablutophobia- A fear of bathing (I always sit next to someone with this on planes).
Pogonophobia- A fear of Beards (Sorry hipsters, time to bust out the razor).
Omphalophobia- A fear of belly buttons (Don't look down...).
Melanophobia- A fear of black (White people I'm looking in your direction on this one).
Defecaloesiophobia- A fear of bowel movements (Well maybe after enchilada night).
Alektorophobia- A fear of Chickens (RIP Col. Sanders).
Coulrophobia- A fear of clowns (Ever since that damn movie IT).
Dentophobia- A fear of the dentist (Who doesn't have this).
Xerophobia- A fear of dryness (Where's the lotion).
Medorthophobia- A fear of boners (Every girl friend in high school).
Kolpophobia- A fear of female genitals (Genitalia!!).
Barophobia- A fear of gravity (Good luck if you have this).
Acrophobia- A fear of heights (See Omphalophobia).

It's okay to have fear, actually it's human nature to recognize and deal with fear (fight or flight). However, it does come down to how you manage and process your fears. If you deal with fear in a healthy way your daily life is unaffected and you can go on living life like 99% of the population. If you fall into that 1% of people who simply let their lives become overrun by their fears well I'm sorry for you... get help. And if you have Panophobia- A fear of everything best of luck to ya slick! To find out what your fears are called checkout http://www.phobialist.com/
Hugs and Kisses,
Stinky Britches.

France’s first lady, Carla Bruni having some fun in bikinis with her huseband – the president of France Nicolas Sarkozy.
Carla Bruni was once known for her jet-setting lifestyle that including dating Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger and Guitar God Eric Clapton.
Before that, she was a top model and aspiring singer whose nude photos now sell as art in major auction houses.
She’s 41 now and married to French President Nicolas Sarkozy. But she hasn’t lost her edge.

Jennifer Lopez turned 40 last week , but Jennifer Lopez still looks hot in this red bikini.

Jennifer Lopez in a Red Bikini - Italy - August 2009

Jennifer Love Hewitt was spotted playing tennis in her skimpy black bikini and high heels.
I think playing tennis in bikini is okay, but playing tennis with your high heels? It’s so dangerous.

Jennifer Love Hewitt in a bikini