Hand Soap... Literally.

Hand Soap... Literally.

Check out these "hand soaps"!!! I just think these things are the greatest tool of good hygiene ever created. Imagine how good showers and baths will become when you have these hands giving you a rub down. The soaps even come in different skin tones so you can experience what it feels like to get a soapy HJ from a different ethnicity on a daily basis. Don't forget the shock value of these little phalanges. Make sure you put these in the guest bathroom before the in laws come for a visit. Nothing says "You're welcome to stay as long as you want" like a bakers dozen of these guys scattered randomly in the bathroom. Tactical digits pointing to the ceiling calling to them, wanting them, inviting them into your home... Check out A+R Store for more info.

Get Soapy,

.Stinky Britches.